Shoutout to my haters for feeling the same way I do.

I want to say more, but don’t know what the words are supposed to be. I feel such a tenderness for these vulnerable nighttime conversations, the way words take a different shape in the air when there’s no light in the room.

Every Day (David Levithan)

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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mukimoon

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

We live on a magical life ball.

(via fake-mermaid)

yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

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the-maddabber:

kiefeon:

a wild Umbreon appeared!

I loveeee you

the-maddabber:

kiefeon:

a wild Umbreon appeared!

I loveeee you

She puts her hands on either side of my face, and the room falls away. I have never gotten so lost in a kiss before.
And then, the space between us explodes. My heart keeps missing beats and my hands cannot bring her close enough to me. I taste her and realize I have been starving.
I have loved before, but it didn’t feel like this.
I have kissed before, but it didn’t burn me alive.
Maybe it lasts a minute, and maybe it’s an hour. All I know is that kiss, and how soft her skin is when it brushes against mine, and that even if I did not know it until now, I have been waiting for this person forever.

Jodi Picoult (via tha-real-her)

(via darthmoonmoon)

Be careful of the boy with the magic touch.
The one who’s kiss makes you tingle
in all the right places.
The boy who’s hand starts at your cheek but
slowly moves in between your legs.
Be careful of the boy who makes you feel like
sugar is pouring out of your body,
the one who makes you moan with the
touch of a finger.
Be careful of the boy you’d fuck in his truck
in the middle of the night just to get one last fix.
Be careful because,
this boy won’t be permanent but
holy hell his hands will be.

Till-forever-finds-me (via till-forever-finds-me)

(via cute--but--psychotic)

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

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Sex after a rave in a car in the pouring rain is what I live for.

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

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internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

Seals are so fucking stupid and useless I want twelve hundred of them

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

Seals are so fucking stupid and useless I want twelve hundred of them

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clarainclara:

I see no lies here

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