vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

(Source: notyourblonde, via peace-weed-lsd)

Do you think its possible
that some people
are born to give
more love
than they will ever
get back
in return?

Tyler Knott Gregson
(via introspectivemovement)

(Source: emilylldobbs, via lunarm0xie)

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

(via bigsteezy)

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

image

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami, via bigsteezy)

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

mukimoon

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

A+ burn there kid.

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

A+ burn there kid.

(via bigsteezy)

im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B

im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B

(Source: tiemydurag, via bigsteezy)

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

(Source: catsandcrisps, via lunarm0xie)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via always-anabasis)

step 1: stop being beautiful

failed step 1

niggas: i want a bad bitch wit a 22 inch waist! she gotta have long hair too! no weave! i need her to be mixed wit something too! can't have my babies comin out all dark and crispy bruh! she gotta have a huge fat ass and she can't love herself too much! she also can't expect me to take her ass out anywhere because i ain't buying that bitch shit! i ain't tryna have a hoe take all my fucking money! fuck i look like?!!! money ova bitches! my niggas over any hoe! ball is life! that hoe betta know how to cook something too! can't have a nigga starving and shit. she betta know how to throw dat ass back in the bedroom too! i want a bitch that's gone suck me up for hours and hours but ima lick her pussy for like 6 seconds to get her a lil wet so i can put my dick in it hahahaha! oh and she better shave that shit too! nigga can't deal wit no hair all up in my mouth! but she better lick these hairy ass balls tho! hahahahahahaha ball is life! BALL IS LIFE!!!! okay bye finna send everyone on twitta dot com a link to my mix tape and annoy the fuck out of everybody and play ball wit my niggas! bye ya'll. peace. BALL IS LIFE.

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

(via 16-held-better-days)