Shoutout to my haters for feeling the same way I do.
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
We live on a magical life ball.
She puts her hands on either side of my face, and the room falls away. I have never gotten so lost in a kiss before.
And then, the space between us explodes. My heart keeps missing beats and my hands cannot bring her close enough to me. I taste her and realize I have been starving.
I have loved before, but it didn’t feel like this.
I have kissed before, but it didn’t burn me alive.
Maybe it lasts a minute, and maybe it’s an hour. All I know is that kiss, and how soft her skin is when it brushes against mine, and that even if I did not know it until now, I have been waiting for this person forever.
Be careful of the boy with the magic touch.
The one who’s kiss makes you tingle
in all the right places.
The boy who’s hand starts at your cheek but
slowly moves in between your legs.
Be careful of the boy who makes you feel like
sugar is pouring out of your body,
the one who makes you moan with the
touch of a finger.
Be careful of the boy you’d fuck in his truck
in the middle of the night just to get one last fix.
Be careful because,
this boy won’t be permanent but
holy hell his hands will be.
Sex after a rave in a car in the pouring rain is what I live for.